Re: Dumped {OPEN} « Reply #30 on Jun 26, 2009, 11:48pm »
"It was my adoptive dad," Arez replied dismissively. "He was an asshole and stupid and said something like, gays are the weakest form of humans cos they don't reproduce. I think he was actually gay for Darwin which would be REALLY funny, don't you think? The guy travelled around on a BEAGLE! Poor dog..."
Arez gave a triumphant cry. "ACID, I HAVE FOUND YOU!!"
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Re: Dumped {OPEN} « Reply #31 on Jun 26, 2009, 11:52pm »
"He was an asshole and stupid and said something like, gays are the weakest form of humans cos they don't reproduce. I think he was actually gay for Darwin which would be REALLY funny, don't you think? The guy travelled around on a BEAGLE! Poor dog..." 'Lyser managed to locate the gummy worms. "A Beagle? Darwin must have been really tiny to have fit on it." Wasn't Darwin that scientist? 'Lyser stopped. 'Right becasue 'that scientist' classifys Darwin alone.' 'Lyser snorted, laughing at himself, before moving onto the next item. "Darwin being gay for someone would be amusing. I think Darwin and Einstien would be a better coupling though." One could spew mathmatics and the other could yell about biology. They'd cancel each other out.
Re: Dumped {OPEN} « Reply #32 on Jun 26, 2009, 11:58pm »
"Einstein wasn't a scientist," Arez murmured, "he was a mathematician. Like that triangle guy. So if the guy who made the triangle, which is agreed to be a symbol of gayness, is a mathematician, then Einstein was gay too. And he was the greatest mind ever, or so they say, as they obviously haven't met me."
'Lyser glanced down at the list. "Any kind of alcohol available." Normally he wouldn't question such things, but 'Lyser was begining to think more people than just Steff had reguisistioned his Aunt's grocery list. He hadn't seen video games, or actual explosives listed yet, so t hat meant Night and Vinny hadn't touched it. Of course, there was a backside... 'Lyser gave serious consideration to saying he simply never saw the writing on the back. "I do not think the rest of these items are available in these store." He added as he scanned through the list. Ip[od headphones? That definetly wasn't an item you ate. That meant one of his cousins had gotten it too. What, had Silver staple the list to the front door? Lyser looked up, annoyed. "I say we pay for these and get out of here. What do you do for fun? Where you are from, that is." He thought the basic rule for fun was the same in these world, but it never hurt to be careful.
Arez grabbed a nearby bottle of vodka. "Nova likes this one, it's probably good. He wouldn't let me try any, even if I am a protagonist."
It didn't occur to him that he had just mentioned Nova again.
"I do not think the rest of these items are available in these store. I say we pay for these and get out of here."
"I was bored of food stuff anyway," Arez agreed.
"What do you do for fun? Where you are from, that is."
Freezing, Arez considered this. Fun? He didn't actually know first-hand what fun was. Anything he'd considered fun had turned out to be work to save the world, and it was always Lao manipulating him, but Arez didn't mind, because it was for the greater good, and didn't he love Lao? But if he loved Lao, why couldn't Lao love him back? Why couldn't Lao have at least been honest with him, instead of telling so many needless lies and shattering his heart so easily?
"We didn't have fun," Arez replied quietly. "It was a prison."
'Lyser nodded in approval at the bottle of Vodka. That certainly looked good enough! "We didn't have fun, It was a prison."
"Now would be the appropriate time for a sarcastic remark, but I am afraid I am unable to state one correctly." Everyone always laughed when he tried. He was positive that was not the correct reaction to a true sarcastic remark. "Slavery is akin to prison, yes? Then I am afraid we're both uh," What was the word, it was on his tongue...Aha! "Screwed." 'Lyser finished triumphantly. He walked up to the counter, pulling out the cash Silver had given him. As 'Lyser placed the items on the counter, he realized the downside of this. "What do we do then?" Or more specifically, what was there to do in this city? "Usually I watch my boyfriend play baseball, or "hang out" with him as he puts it. He places us in all the "fun" situations. I could call and ask him, but I am afraid he is playing in important match." Baseball had matches, right? Or was that football?
"Slavery is akin to prison, yes? Then I am afraid we're both uh... Screwed."
"It's screwed if you let them do it," Arez replied darkly. "If they force it, it's rape."
The checkout chick, a skinny brunette with a ponytail and nervous hands, had been considering greeting them, but hearing the shoved her 'Hi, how are you folks today?' roughly down her throat. Silently, she scanned the items and accepted the money.
Arez smirked triumphantly.
"What do we do then? Usually I watch my boyfriend play baseball, or "hang out" with him as he puts it. He places us in all the "fun" situations. I could call and ask him, but I am afraid he is playing in important match."
"Find evildoers to save the world from?" Arez shrugged. Then he remembered his bitterness, and the fact that he'd sworn off protagonist deeds. "Actually, nevermind. All I'm good for is my voice."
Picking up the bags, he walked out of the store.
The brunette with nervous hands sighed in relief. What a creepy boy, she thought, feeling very sorry for the smaller of the two. She hoped his baseball-player boyfriend would come and save him soon.
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Re: Dumped {OPEN} « Reply #37 on Oct 27, 2009, 10:34pm »
"Actually, nevermind. All I'm good for is my voice."
And then and there, walking down the street with a brunette staring after him and grocery's in hand, 'Lyser had an idea. It wasn't just AN idea, however. It was a crazy idea. The first one he'd ever had. He didn't know where it came from (he suspected television) he didn't know why he thought of it then, but the point is he did. Even better, he suggested doing it. "We could start a boy band."
Re: Dumped {OPEN} « Reply #38 on Oct 31, 2009, 6:22am »
Arez was getting used to being miserable and doing nothing about it. It made him feel very emo, which, naturally, made him feel closer to Lao. Perhaps this was how Lao felt all the time...
Then, 'Lyser suddenly said the most earth-shatter phrase ever uttered with the power of 100 million atomic bombs.
"We could start a boy band."
"...a... a... what?" Arez asked, stunned. It clicked. Boy band. A band of all boys. "...YEAH!! Can you play any music?! What?! Guitar? CAN YOU PLAY GUITAR?!"
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